We don't need no steenkeeng badgers!

Today we recieved a limited amount of wonderfilled badges of the Skunk. They are made from specially selected metals favoured by ancient Chinese herbalists as far back as the Wan Hung Lo dynasty (the one with Joan Collins as the tart, not Falcon Crest, no, the other one.. no, you're thinking of Knotts Landing. That was a spin off of Dallas with the man from Atlantis and Sue Ellen whacked off her nut on Goof balls, Screaming yella zonkers and gin). I say there were a limited amount (delivered in a golden taxi) and i kid you not dear reader. as there are many many wonderful people working on the show (all very dear friends of mine i might add) we were required to have a naked fist fight on SuperQuin car park to decide who it was that would get to take home these beautiful items. I of course won one, being the toughest in the studio and all. Some other toothless goons managed to half throttle each other for the remaining few as I stepped on their fingers making my way into town with the intension of impressing the sense out of the lady shop workers in Penneys.